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  1.  # 1
    Use this thread to highlight the dangerous danger your Danger Patrol teams got themselves into.

    Last night:

    Zap McHenry, Atomic Detective, is explaining the power of the atom to a classroom of inquisitive Rocket City youngsters. He opens his chest panel.

    ZAP: And as you can see, my atomic pile keeps me fit as a fiddle.

    A BOY raises his hand

    Yes, you there in the back. What's your question, son?

    BOY: So you don't have a heart, Mr. McHenry?

    ZAP: Not as such, no.

    BOY: Does that mean you can never love again?

    ZAP bursts into tears and runs out of the room
  2.  # 2
    Warning enscribed on an item of DP gear:

    DO NOT USE UNDER DANGEROUS CONDITIONS
  3.  # 3
    Paul's Robot Professor, ANDY, has been swallowed by a Saturnian Crystal Dragon. He's still fighting it, of course, from the inside.

    Paul rolls enough hits to take it out, but also gets a Disaster. The new threat? ANDY is trapped inside a dead and ossifying dragon whose wings have snapped off and is plummeting down to the crushing pressures of Saturn's lower depths.

    "This dragon will be you tomb!"
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      CommentAuthorbuzz
    • CommentTimeJul 26th 2009 edited
     # 4
    Posted By: Jason Morningstar
    BOY: Does that mean you can never love again?

    ZAP bursts into tears and runs out of the room

    Best AP ever.
  4.  # 5
    On Saturday, The HUMAN TARGET has been pulled inside one of the mysterious rockets from Pluto, where he's faced with a horde of Stygian Adepts (to mitigate a disaster).

    Battling them, John declares that one source of danger is that the gravity beam has been left on and is hurling bits of debris into the rocket while he's fighting them.

    Another disaster! The full hit is enough to Disintegrate the HT, so instead he takes "sucked into the fifth dimension" as the gravity beam turns back on the rocket and it implodes with a "pop"