I need random tables to supplement MADcorp, the game of corporate dungeoncrawling horror in a world gone weird. Unfortunately, my table-fu is weak; I look at a blank chart and go, "buhhhhh..." for hours before I can fill it, and I get a headache from smoking too many cigarettes. Soooo, gimme a hand here.
Let's start simple: items. Setting is a near-future version of our world, gone weird, and slightly (only slightly) postapocalypso, so just think of stuff that exists these days and you'll be fine. Nothing magical is needed at this point; just regular stuff. It can be unusual, but keep it mundane. I don't have targets for how many entries per table; let's just come up with as much junk as we can and I'll figure out what/if/when anything needs to be thrown out.
The categories for now are given below. I'm filling in what I can think of to get us started.
OBJECTS FOUND IN DRAWERS
knife; spoon; fork; marbles; matches; twine; tape; electric filet knife; wrench; screwdriver; nails; screws; bolts; claw hammer; batteries; bullets; coins
OBJECTS FOUND ON SHELVES
book; bookend; picture frame; figurine; radio
OBJECTS FOUND IN CLOSETS
shirt; coat; suit; dress; blouse; pants; shoes; wig; hat
OBJECTS FOUND IN BARNS/SHEDS
lawnmower; satellite dish; rake; hoe; shovel; weed eater; gas can; roll of fencing; fencepost; post-hole digger; pick-ax; ax; hatchet; saddle; bucket
OBJECTS FOUND IN CABINETS/PANTRIES
canned vegetables; cereal; broom; towel; light bulb; condensed soup; spices; salt; sugar; flour; cooking oil