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I need some good random tables or oracles so I can come up with slightly surreal/bizzare stuff on the fly.
The city of Misplaced is ruled by Queen Amethyst and her seven demonic husbands. City districts swim amongst each other like an overstocked koi pond. Fit young people earn money by standing on roofs as "callers", shouting out where the various neighbourhoods are relative to each other, using major landmarks as guides.
Anyway, random tables would rule. Can anyone help me?