OK, so here's the ludicrous stuff I think about when I'm driving my kid to her theater class...
World of Dogs in the Vinyard
You play God's Watchdogs in a persistent world, judging sinners and banishing demons. You hang out in Bridal Falls Temple until you gather enough Dogs for a raid, then you head out to a nearby town and start judging. Any time you win a conflict, your opponent drops phat loot, by way of new traits like "A penchant for marshmallows 2d6" or "Allergic to strawberries 3d8." Every town ends with a boss fight against a demon who's guarding a chest full of belongings where you can roll in your ceremonies, provided you have enough manna points.
Anyone else want to give it a try? Go ahead, its fun.