Here's a game that does MORE THAN JUST ONE OR TWO OF THE THINGS IT PROMISES TO DO! (According to the description on the website.)
And, amazingly, most of it is available for free. Most. Like, they hold back a few pages here and there, I think.
I was sold when I saw the advertising:
"It would take a typical gamer weeks to fumble through the rules and attempt to play."
Check it out, yo:Web Archive Link (original page down)
Who's brave enough to play?